Cut my own hair. (Nose hair too!) With practice I've gotten better! Babies no longer cry when I walk past.
Hit the local supermarket at 8PM sharp - just in time to snog on the day's surplus deli chicken that is placed in the free sample dish. 8pm is also the time the meat department puts out the short-dated stuff. Massive moo score the other night! BOGO sirloin steaks, each with a 3$ off sticker. Although charging me for only one package, the cashier subtracts both discount tickets, yieldings 4+ pounds of Sirloin steaks for about 5 bucks!
Orowheat Store Outlet! 5 bucks and a weekly BOGO coupon gets a month's bread supply.
Oil filled electric bedroom heater only. The main forced air heat doesn't go on unless the pipes are in danger of freezing or I've got a lot to do around the house. (Living in Az, this doesn't exactly make me a [censored]!
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Big Lots can be your friend ($1.50 Penz. Syn last year) or it can be a complete waste of time.
I rent a space in an nice mobile home park. When feeling REAL cheap, I sneak over to the shower area in the (largely seasonal)
RV section and have a good long soak.
I never wash my bath towels. I figure I'm as clean as I'm ever going to get when I step out of the shower.
Just kidding about that one, although I did know a lady that bragged about her perpetual towels. Eeeeewww!
Very seldom eat out. I'd much rather 'waste' an hour cooking than $20 at a restaurant.
Costco for lunch! Despite being an expired member, I'll sneak in every so often to snog on the dozen or so free samples they have out from noon to ~4. When feeling flush, I'll even
buy a 53 cent soda. You've got to admit, that's Living large!!