Kestas
Staff member
Maria, a mexican maid, asked for a pay raise. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about it.
She asked, “Now Maria, why do you want more pay?”
Maria: “Well, Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you.”
Wife: “Who said you iron better than me?”
Maria: “Your husband says so.”
Wife: “Oh yeah?”
Maria: “The second reason is that I am better cook than you.”
Wife: “Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?”
Maria: “Your husband did.”
Wife: increasingly agitated, “Oh he did, did he?”
Maria: “The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in bed.”
Wife: really boiling now, through gritted teeth asks, “And did my husband say that as well?”
Maria: “No Señora… The gardener did.”
Wife: “So how much of a raise do you want, Maria?”
She asked, “Now Maria, why do you want more pay?”
Maria: “Well, Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you.”
Wife: “Who said you iron better than me?”
Maria: “Your husband says so.”
Wife: “Oh yeah?”
Maria: “The second reason is that I am better cook than you.”
Wife: “Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?”
Maria: “Your husband did.”
Wife: increasingly agitated, “Oh he did, did he?”
Maria: “The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in bed.”
Wife: really boiling now, through gritted teeth asks, “And did my husband say that as well?”
Maria: “No Señora… The gardener did.”
Wife: “So how much of a raise do you want, Maria?”
