The Mexican Maid

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Jun 4, 2002
The Motor City
Maria, a mexican maid, asked for a pay raise. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about it. She asked, “Now Maria, why do you want more pay?” Maria: “Well, Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you.” Wife: “Who said you iron better than me?” Maria: “Your husband says so.” Wife: “Oh yeah?” Maria: “The second reason is that I am better cook than you.” Wife: “Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?” Maria: “Your husband did.” Wife: increasingly agitated, “Oh he did, did he?” Maria: “The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in bed.” Wife: really boiling now, through gritted teeth asks, “And did my husband say that as well?” Maria: “No Señora… The gardener did.” Wife: “So how much of a raise do you want, Maria?”
Originally Posted By: GreeCguy
I had to think about that one for a minute, then I read it to my wife. She didn't have to think at all. Now I'm thinking . . . .
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