Swearing in June 6
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Please come to my cell immediately after the ceremony. I didn't do it!
Can I sue the neighbor 'till he bleeds?
Congrads, any idea what time frame? I'm only a couple of hours away. Wouldn't mind spending a little gas to attend.
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I could comment on swearing in May, but not in June.
Very Good! Congratulations and a Successful Term.
Thanks for Stepping up to the Plate...Good Luck!
Thanks for Stepping up to the Plate...Good Luck!
Sworn in as??
Congrats!
I've been sworn at, but never sworn in!
I've been sworn at, but never sworn in!
I hate lawyers. But in your case I'll make an exception.
Also an exception for epolk.
Roses among thorns? Pearls among swine?
It just occurred to me, 06/06/06.
Is that the same as 666?
I take that as a no...
Many are acquitted, but few are innocent..
Congrats:
P.B.
Congrats:
P.B.
I actually hadn't thought about this until I saw the promo for the new "Damien" movie on TV last night: release date is 06/06/06 = 666.quote:
Originally posted by Oldmoparguy1:
It just occurred to me, 06/06/06.Is that the same as 666?
BTW, are you still planning on coming?
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The origin of 666 predates the Gregorian calendar. I've stayed in room 666 at a hotel and I was fine!
Saints Peter and Paul Cathedral in SF is at 666 Filbert Street. They must hate that.
Saints Peter and Paul Cathedral in SF is at 666 Filbert Street. They must hate that.
When my brother died in 1995 I was the executer of his estate. I had a tough time closing out his B of A credit card. I finally got a hold of somone who knew which departement I needed to call.quote:
Originally posted by moribundman:
The origin of 666 predates the Gregorian calendar. I've stayed in room 666 at a hotel and I was fine!
Saints Peter and Paul Cathedral in SF is at 666 Filbert Street. They must hate that.
It was the "Department of the deceased". The phone number was was 666-????.
You know there had to be a Lawyer joke somewhere in this thread.
Southern Grandma
Lawyers should never ask a Southern grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting
attorney called his first witness, a
grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand.
He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"
She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me.
You lie, you cheat on your wife, you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."
The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?"
She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him."
The defense attorney almost died.
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench, and in a very quiet voice, said, "If either of you asks her if she knows me, I'll jail your sorry butts for contempt."
Southern Grandma
Lawyers should never ask a Southern grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting
attorney called his first witness, a
grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand.
He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"
She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me.
You lie, you cheat on your wife, you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."
The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?"
She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him."
The defense attorney almost died.
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench, and in a very quiet voice, said, "If either of you asks her if she knows me, I'll jail your sorry butts for contempt."
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