If you want to know who loves you more, put your dog and your spouse in the trunk for a while. Then when you open up the trunk, you'll notice which of them is more happy to see you.
A guy asks his passenger to check if his taillights are blinkng.
Upon checking he says, “ yes, no, yes, no……”.
I don't want to have to see the fat lady who does sensitivity training at Human Resources. She's got a poorly shaven mustache and smells of scented talcum powder and mothballs....the question is, can we do dead baby jokes?