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If his handle was about 3' longer, he would have been better off. At least he had the smarts to "drop-and-roll".

It's funny how other people's stupidity always gets a laugh out of us...
 
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Originally Posted By: -Clayton-
Was that mori in that video?

Looks more like the thing a guy named Cletus, Jethro or Clayton might do.
 
Originally Posted By: moribundman
Originally Posted By: -Clayton-
Was that mori in that video?

Looks more like the thing a guy named Cletus, Jethro or Clayton might do.


I think Clovis would be appropriate. It would be even better if his last name was something like Muckinstern. I'm sorry for anyone who is named Clovis ..or Muckinstern ..but
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What I find interesting, and I'm sure that we could all find a simple plausible reason for it without too much trouble, is that ..out of the whole 365° of potential flame plumage, it managed to target the guy as though it was intended to do it.

It reminds me of my FIL's concern about taking down a tree. I reasoned that it had plenty of opportunity to fall anywhere besides his house. We did all the right stuff ..even block and tackled it to be pulled in a 180° direction (tensioned it in that direction-undercuts ..the whole 9 yards)

It missed the house ..but not by much.
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Originally Posted By: Gary Allan
It reminds me of my FIL's concern about taking down a tree. I reasoned that it had plenty of opportunity to fall anywhere besides his house. We did all the right stuff ..even block and tackled it to be pulled in a 180° direction (tensioned it in that direction-undercuts ..the whole 9 yards)

It missed the house ..but not by much.
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It must have been the tree's fault.
 
I remember as kids we had a fire in the woods behind the mall one winter day and a kid threw a closed can (pop, beer, can't remember) in the fire. We all backed off. After a while--BOOM--then hot embers shot all over the place and down the slope. We ran around like a bunch of chickens with their heads cut off, stamping out embers. Other side of woods was wealthy housing development. We didn't want a conflagration.

As for trees falling, we used to go in the woods and find big rotten trees, like 20-30 inch diameter, and two or three of us would begin pushing on it getting it to sway rythmically until eventually we would hear a cracking noise, then a few more pushes and....TIMBERrrrrrrrrrrr! CRASH. Once my buddy almost got clobbered by a rotten branch piece that fell down near us.

Closest I came to the flame thing, my buddy took me in his garage, pulled out a paint spray can, lit a match, said watch this, and hosed the paint through the flame. Made a neat torch effect, but probably extremely dangerous.
 
A workmate's kid came home looking all sheepish a few months ago, followed shortly by a visit from another father.

Turns out they were out in the bush (bushfire season) lighting fires and throwing cans into the fires, dropping burning teddy bears out of trees etc...and videoing it.

Workmate was stunned at one can dropped into the fire basically going up in his son's face.

Neighbour was a paramedic, and explained that if the kid had been inhaling instead of exhaling at the precise second, he would have prolly died suffocating in lung fluid.
 
Originally Posted By: moribundman
Originally Posted By: Gary Allan
It reminds me of my FIL's concern about taking down a tree. I reasoned that it had plenty of opportunity to fall anywhere besides his house. We did all the right stuff ..even block and tackled it to be pulled in a 180° direction (tensioned it in that direction-undercuts ..the whole 9 yards)

It missed the house ..but not by much.
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It must have been the tree's fault.


No ..just odds working out differently than one expects. Obviously our attempts to influence the tree's falling were ineffectual. Just like the last time you dropped your keys (that is you remember it) it found the most obscure place to come to rest. Ooops, I forgot, you've never dropped your keys and everything always turns out eckzactly as you plan ("Exactly" said just like that one car commercial where a man is driving up to a check point in some former eastern block nation ..where the trench coat clad inspector says, "We're looking for a man .. driving a car EXACTLY like deeswon. He's a dangerous double agent ..and a master of disguise". Then a female responds "Haven't seen him"
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Originally Posted By: Gary Allan
Obviously our attempts to influence the tree's falling were ineffectual.

Someone must have put a hex on that tree.


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Just like the last time you dropped your keys (that is you remember it) it found the most obscure place to come to rest.

Mr Murphey strikes again.
 
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