Secretly and deep down, we all have a desire to...

[Gary Allan]

As you age, you'll find that Murphy was an optimist.

 

[-Clayton-]

Originally Posted By: moribundman
Originally Posted By: -Clayton-
Was that mori in that video?

Looks more like the thing a guy named Cletus, Jethro or Clayton might do.



Yeah, I would've done it for 20 bucks and a pack of smokes.

 

[MarkC]

Any comment from me would be superfluous.

 

[Towel_Rail]

Originally Posted By: Gary Allan
It would be even better if his last name was something like Muckinstern. I'm sorry for anyone who is named Clovis ..or Muckinstern ..but

A Jewish redneck, then?

 

[Gary Allan]

I saw it on some college football player's jersey. The letters were too big and it went down the sleeves a bit on either side. It just struck me that having a first name of Clovis would make the ensemble complete.

Now that I did a little google ..it may have been Jerry Muckensturm. He'd be the right age for when I had this oddball thought pop into my head.

Again, let me apologize to anyone that may be named Clovis or who may be a Muckensturm.