My Lithuanian Grandmother, who used to murder the English language, used to say
"Ruba, ruba, ruba, three men in a tuba" and
"A friend in need is a friend you don't need"
Some of mine.........
"My day started out great....I woke up and was able to get out of bed"
"It could have been worse, it could have happened to me"
"The faster it goes, the much"
And, attributable to Yogi Berra.......
"Nobody goes there anymore, its too crowded"
"Cut my pizza into four slices. I'm not hungry enough to eat six slices"
"Always attend friend's funerals. If you go to theirs, they will come to yours"