Remember the "Old Saying" thread

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Nissan is the Chrysler of the imports.

Know when to walk away, know when to run.

Better to measure twice and cut once.

Only a bad workman will blame his tools.

Women they come and they go, but you can rely on a truck.

Do not urinate into the wind.

You don't work you don't eat.

If your radar detector goes off, you've already gotten the ticket.

5 over is fine.

For what good is it for a man to gaineth the whole world.. (can't say the second half of that.)

Rev it up, if it stumbles it ain't timed right, adjust distributor.

I may have forgot a few but these are for now.
 
My Lithuanian Grandmother, who used to murder the English language, used to say

"Ruba, ruba, ruba, three men in a tuba" and

"A friend in need is a friend you don't need"

Some of mine.........

"My day started out great....I woke up and was able to get out of bed"

"It could have been worse, it could have happened to me"

"The faster it goes, the much"

And, attributable to Yogi Berra.......

"Nobody goes there anymore, its too crowded"

"Cut my pizza into four slices. I'm not hungry enough to eat six slices"

"Always attend friend's funerals. If you go to theirs, they will come to yours"
 
My Lithuanian Grandmother, who used to murder the English language, used to say

"Ruba, ruba, ruba, three men in a tuba" and

"A friend in need is a friend you don't need"

Some of mine.........

"My day started out great....I woke up and was able to get out of bed"

"It could have been worse, it could have happened to me"

"The faster it goes, the much"

And, attributable to Yogi Berra.......

"Nobody goes there anymore, its too crowded"

"Cut my pizza into four slices. I'm not hungry enough to eat six slices"

"Always attend friend's funerals. If you go to theirs, they will come to yours"
:ROFLMAO: I loved em all and had a good laugh. One of yours is a tad different than one of mine.

"My day started out great....I woke up and was surprised!"
 
My wife’s grandfather always said, “Wish in one hand and sh*! in the other and then tell me which gets full faster.”
 
The one that I like any was attributed to Mark Twain is "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt." However sometimes you say something and it's brilliant.
 
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Fvck it and drive on. This has several applicable meanings, but boils down to don't let XYZ things stop you from performing your mission. Recognize that you don't have to let other people or situations stop you from your objectives.
 
My good friend Big Kevin came up with a really funny saying… “ Don’t get over someone… get under someone. “

:LOL:

My good friend Tyler also came up with another funny saying as we were walking around the track at the gym looking at the women. One of them caught our eyes from around the track from a distance… got closer as the track got closer to her. Then when we were at the other end of the track Tyler said, “Good from afar but far from good”. :LOL:
 
I was raised by my Dad- but still understand everything in the below graphic.

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Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
 
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