Picture on the Nightstand

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Picture on the Nightstand After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on her nightstand by the bed? He begins to worry. Is this your husband?" he nervously asks. "No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend, then?" he continues. "No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear. "Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured. "No, no, no!!!" she answers. "Well, who is he, then?" he demands. "That's me before the surgery"!!
 
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This is an almost verbatum trnscription of a conversation that I had with my Girlfriend a few years ago, while observing a female neighbour building a shed. Shannow: THere's something you don't see everyday, a woman building a shed. Girlfriend: She used to be a builder. Shannow: Well there's something you don't see every day, a woman builder. Girlfriend: When she was a builder, she was a bloke. Doh
 
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