After a night of drinking, Steve crept into bed beside his wife who was
already asleep. He gave her a peck on the cheek and fell asleep.
When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed
wearing a long flowing white robe. "Who the [censored] are you?" demanded Steve,
"and what are you doing in my bedroom?"
The mysterious Man answered, "This isn't your bedroom and I'm St.
Peter". Steve was stunned, "You mean I'm dead!!! That can't be, I have so
much to live for, I haven't said goodbye to my family.... you've got to send
me back right away".
St Peter replied, "Yes, you can be reincarnated but there is a catch. We
can only send you back as a dog or a hen."
Steve was devastated, but knowing there was a farm not far from his
house, he asked to be sent back as a hen. A flash of light later, he was
covered in feathers and clucking around pecking the ground. "This ain't so
bad" he thought until he felt this strange feeling welling up inside him.
The farmyard rooster strolled over and said, "So you're the new hen, how
are you enjoying your first day here?"
"It's not so bad," replies Steve, "but I have this strange feeling
inside like I'm about to explode".
"You're ovulating," explained the rooster, "don't tell me you've never
laid an egg before."
"Never," replies Steve. "Well just relax and let it happen." And so he
did and after a few uncomfortable seconds later, an egg pops out from under
his tail. An immense feeling of relief swept over him and his emotions got
the better of him as he experienced motherhood for the first time. When he
laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness was overwhelming and he knew
that being reincarnated as a hen was the best thing that had happened to him
ever!!!
The joy kept coming and as he was just about to lay his third egg he
felt an enormous smack on the back of his head and heard his wife shouting,
"Steve, wake up you drunken B , you're sh.ttin' in the bed!
already asleep. He gave her a peck on the cheek and fell asleep.
When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed
wearing a long flowing white robe. "Who the [censored] are you?" demanded Steve,
"and what are you doing in my bedroom?"
The mysterious Man answered, "This isn't your bedroom and I'm St.
Peter". Steve was stunned, "You mean I'm dead!!! That can't be, I have so
much to live for, I haven't said goodbye to my family.... you've got to send
me back right away".
St Peter replied, "Yes, you can be reincarnated but there is a catch. We
can only send you back as a dog or a hen."
Steve was devastated, but knowing there was a farm not far from his
house, he asked to be sent back as a hen. A flash of light later, he was
covered in feathers and clucking around pecking the ground. "This ain't so
bad" he thought until he felt this strange feeling welling up inside him.
The farmyard rooster strolled over and said, "So you're the new hen, how
are you enjoying your first day here?"
"It's not so bad," replies Steve, "but I have this strange feeling
inside like I'm about to explode".
"You're ovulating," explained the rooster, "don't tell me you've never
laid an egg before."
"Never," replies Steve. "Well just relax and let it happen." And so he
did and after a few uncomfortable seconds later, an egg pops out from under
his tail. An immense feeling of relief swept over him and his emotions got
the better of him as he experienced motherhood for the first time. When he
laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness was overwhelming and he knew
that being reincarnated as a hen was the best thing that had happened to him
ever!!!
The joy kept coming and as he was just about to lay his third egg he
felt an enormous smack on the back of his head and heard his wife shouting,
"Steve, wake up you drunken B , you're sh.ttin' in the bed!
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