Never mind the dude under the bed....
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Scary freak. This part was funny:
"So I start(ed) slinging him around. I was upper cutting him, beating him left and right."
Sounds like he picked the wrong home this time. Good enough. Should have thrown him out the (2nd floor) window.
"So I start(ed) slinging him around. I was upper cutting him, beating him left and right."
Sounds like he picked the wrong home this time. Good enough. Should have thrown him out the (2nd floor) window.
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Thank goodness he was mostly harmless. By that I mean "non-violent". One tick more over the line and he turns from oddly disturbed to dangerous.
GREENSBORO, N.C. hey?
That boy is very lucky he didn't get 4-5 rounds in him.
That boy is very lucky he didn't get 4-5 rounds in him.
Originally Posted By: Gary Allan
Thank goodness he was mostly harmless. By that I mean "non-violent". One tick more over the line and he turns from oddly disturbed to dangerous.
Some folks have a wider definition of harmless than I do.
An "uninvited" male with his pants down looking at my females and......is not harmless, nor am I waiting for him to throw up the peace sign.
Thank goodness he was mostly harmless. By that I mean "non-violent". One tick more over the line and he turns from oddly disturbed to dangerous.
Some folks have a wider definition of harmless than I do.
An "uninvited" male with his pants down looking at my females and......is not harmless, nor am I waiting for him to throw up the peace sign.
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Agreed. You do note my disclaimer/qualifier in defining "harmless", I hope? If he can get into the bedroom to get under the bed, he can do much more than just be a voyeur. Thank goodness he, so far, lived his maladaptations vicariously.
He's here to do the hard work that nobody else would do, only wants to make his life better.
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Originally Posted By: Aldaris
He's here to do the hard work that nobody else would do, only wants to make his life better.
Yep. This couple thought they were slick. They "imported a domestic" ..and when it didn't work out, they trumped up this strange story. Now a whole string of others need to audition for the part.
He's here to do the hard work that nobody else would do, only wants to make his life better.
Yep. This couple thought they were slick. They "imported a domestic" ..and when it didn't work out, they trumped up this strange story. Now a whole string of others need to audition for the part.
And no doubt should be a citizen.
Originally Posted By: Gary Allan
Originally Posted By: Aldaris
He's here to do the hard work that nobody else would do, only wants to make his life better.
Yep. This couple thought they were slick. They "imported a domestic" ..and when it didn't work out, they trumped up this strange story. Now a whole string of others need to audition for the part.
Apparently he had a lot of "jobs"!!
Originally Posted By: Aldaris
He's here to do the hard work that nobody else would do, only wants to make his life better.
Yep. This couple thought they were slick. They "imported a domestic" ..and when it didn't work out, they trumped up this strange story. Now a whole string of others need to audition for the part.
Apparently he had a lot of "jobs"!!
Yea, whack jobs.
He'd have been the ultimate test for my new Remington 870 pump pistol grip/short barrel. Likely need some drywall work, but life is about compromise (exterminated suspect, messed up walls). That guys dog must be deaf or stupid...my Shepard would have been going bonkers if there was someone in my house.
He'd have been the ultimate test for my new Remington 870 pump pistol grip/short barrel. Likely need some drywall work, but life is about compromise (exterminated suspect, messed up walls). That guys dog must be deaf or stupid...my Shepard would have been going bonkers if there was someone in my house.
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I too don't see how this clown get passed the dog. My dogs live for that sorta stuff. They always know when something is "unright". They can smell a stranger and investigate every "bump in the night". It may take them a while to figure it out, but not too much gets passed them.
My dogs guard my wife like two live bear traps. The Rot-n-Lab is already paranoid about strangers as it is. To get her to stop, you have to hit her in the head or something. She's way too "tunnel visioned" (I'm trying to avoid the term stupid). I'm so comforted by this image. I liked our shepherds better ..but they died
My dogs guard my wife like two live bear traps. The Rot-n-Lab is already paranoid about strangers as it is. To get her to stop, you have to hit her in the head or something. She's way too "tunnel visioned" (I'm trying to avoid the term stupid). I'm so comforted by this image. I liked our shepherds better ..but they died
Sweet choppers. They'd look good buried in some peeping Tom's thigh.
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Originally Posted By: Gary Allan
I don't find the dog to be the most intimidating thing in this picture.
I don't find the dog to be the most intimidating thing in this picture.
It looks like some crazed, mutated, melanistic hyeana.
Gary seems to have large talons.
I also like shepherds. (dogs, not sheepherding people.)
Gary seems to have large talons.
I also like shepherds. (dogs, not sheepherding people.)
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I was probably overdue for a manicure ...I guess I chose the wrong time in life to give up nail biting (tribute to Loyd Bridges in Airplane)
Perp: Why Gary, what a fine thumbnail you have there.
Gary: All the better to gouge out your eye out with, pal.
Perp: Why Gary, what a fine thumbnail you have there.
Gary: All the better to gouge out your eye out with, pal.
looks like the guy opened a can on his butt. it's amazing though if the guy was violent and he stayed under the bed. he was going to go without peeing the whole night under the bed? highly unlikely, don't these peeping toms step up the violence when their through watching?
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Originally Posted By: Cutehumor
he was going to go without peeing the whole night under the bed? highly unlikely, don't these peeping toms step up the violence when their through watching?
Well, they are called peeping and not peeing toms. Maybe he was wearing Depends.
he was going to go without peeing the whole night under the bed? highly unlikely, don't these peeping toms step up the violence when their through watching?
Well, they are called peeping and not peeing toms. Maybe he was wearing Depends.
NC has changed for the bad in many ways with the influx of illegal hispanics.
If they had any respect for law or anyone else they would not be here.
If they had any respect for law or anyone else they would not be here.
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