Lexus cable-tie mat hold down system

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I like in the comments, someone asks if the solution to Toyota's rusty truck frame issue is duct tape!
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Originally Posted By: KrisZ
Toyota will soon market the zip tie as an Advanced Floor Mat Restraint System or AFMRS and it will be listed along with ABS, TPS, SRS and other safety features.


Then they'll need AFMRS sensors with a floor mat warning light!

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TuRD/TaRD will then market a performance version of the restraint system with heavy-duty "Police Grade" ties!
 
Owners may have to be zip tied down so they don't hurt themselves jumping up and shouting "Oh, what a feeling" when they see their newly modified floormats.
 
That's a classy solution!

I have to admit, Ford's jumbled cruise control "fix" for my truck is zip tied to the ABS module, as per Ford's instructions. The zip tie is included in the cruise control fuse kit. I'd be very unhappy if I had a new Lexus with zip ties visible on the interior though!
 
Scion ties will come in assorted cool colors, including faux carbon fiber, and will have their own commercials on MTV. Knock-off ties for the Scion will be sold in vending machines at the mall while Pink ties with jewels and Hello-Kitty ties will be sold along side cold air intakes at the kiosks at your local mall.

Some "tuners" will sell racing ties with holes in them and a "Type R" logo. They'll be "JDM" and cost around $30 at speciality retailers.
 
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