Ha! I went to Harbor Freight the other night for some high quality tools, parked in a clearly legal spot along the side of the building next to a man door and as I'm masking up outside my vehicle the dorkiest looking guy you can imagine pulls up in a white Prius labeled Securitas with a yellow light bar on top. You can't park there! Need to move! They get deliveries! Told him I wasn't moving and to put a sign up if they didn't want anyone parking there.
I'm usually not one to give people doing their job a hard time, but he hit me at the wrong moment and looked ridiculous.
Went into HF and they had one register open and a line to the back of the store. Went down the street to the ghetto Home Depot for the third time that day thinking I should have just paid someone to replace the garage door opener that died earlier in the day