While seaching the net I found this, if you guys think of more feelfree to add.
ACURA
Always Catching Up, Rarely Ahead
AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
BMW
Bavarian Money Waster
(Backwards) Waste My Bucks
Break My Wallet
BUICK
Built Using Inferior Car Knowledge
Butt Ugly Inefficient Chevy Knock-Off
CADILLAC
Certified As Detroit's Inadequate, Lumbering Luxury Auto Car
CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
Competely Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
(CHEVY) Can't Have Expensive Vehicle Yet
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
CHRYSLER
Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair
DAEWOO
Da Awful Experience Was Owning One
Depreciation Always Eclipses Worst Of Others
DODGE
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
FERRARI
First Every Race Run, Always Really Incredible
FIAT
Fix It Again, Tony
Futile Italian Attempt at Transportation
FORD
Fixed Or Repaired Daily
Flips Over, Read Directions
First On Recall Day
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
(Backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
(Backwards) Don't Ride On Firestones
GMC
Got a Mechanic Coming?
Garage Man's Companion
General Motors Cashcow
Guaranteed Mechanical Calamity
HONDA
Happy Owners Never Drive Angry
Honest, Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
Happy Owners Never Doubt Acquisition
Had One, Never Did Again
HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive
INFINITI
It Never Found Its Niche, It's Truly Inconsequential
ISUZU
Is So Underpowered, Zooming Unlikely
JAGUAR
Just A Gorgeous, Underperforming Anglican Rip-Off
JEEP
Just Expect Endless Problems
Journey Eventually Ends Perpendicularly
Just Empty Every Pocket
KIA
Korea's Incompetence Amazing
LAND ROVER
Loud, Agonizing, Noisy Drive - Rattles On Virtually Every Road
LEXUS
Luxurious, Expensive, (a) Xenophile's Ultimate Score
LINCOLN
Large Income? No Class? Own Lincoln Now.
LOTUS
Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
MAZDA
Mismanages A Zillion Dollars Annually
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
MERCEDES-BENZ
Mostly European Rich Can Enjoy Driving Expensive Sedans, Beautifully Engineered, Notable Zippy
MERCURY
Most Engines Run, Contingent Upon Repair Yesterday
Mediocre Engine Revs Constantly, Really Yucky
MITSUBISHI
Management Incessantly Tolerates Socially Unacceptable Behavior, Ignoring Sexual Harassment Incidents
NISSAN
No Inspired Styling, Still, Accelerates Nicely
OLDSMOBILE
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
Only Lemons Dealt & Sold, Misled Owners Bought Into Lousy Engineering
PLYMOUTH
Please Leave Your Money Out Under The Hood
PONTIAC
Put On Notice To Improve A Car
Plenty Of Numbskulls Think It's A Cadillac
Product Overabundance Necessitates Traditional Incentive Application Constantly
PORSCHE
Pity Only Rich Suckers Can Have 'Em
SAAB
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Autos Always Breakdown
Sure Ain't A Bimmer
SATURN
Same American Trash Under Revised Name
Stickers Are Truly Unnegotiable, Rebates Nonexistent
SUBARU
Sport Utility Buffs Are Relatively Unimpressed
Sorta Useful, But Are Really Underpowered
SUZUKI
Samurai Upended, Zealous Underwriters Keep Insisting
TOYOTA
Truly Obvious You Overestimate This Automaker
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Automobile
VW
Virtually Worthless
Vice Wagon
VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
ACURA
Always Catching Up, Rarely Ahead
AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
BMW
Bavarian Money Waster
(Backwards) Waste My Bucks
Break My Wallet
BUICK
Built Using Inferior Car Knowledge
Butt Ugly Inefficient Chevy Knock-Off
CADILLAC
Certified As Detroit's Inadequate, Lumbering Luxury Auto Car
CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
Competely Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
(CHEVY) Can't Have Expensive Vehicle Yet
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
CHRYSLER
Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair
DAEWOO
Da Awful Experience Was Owning One
Depreciation Always Eclipses Worst Of Others
DODGE
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
FERRARI
First Every Race Run, Always Really Incredible
FIAT
Fix It Again, Tony
Futile Italian Attempt at Transportation
FORD
Fixed Or Repaired Daily
Flips Over, Read Directions
First On Recall Day
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
(Backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
(Backwards) Don't Ride On Firestones
GMC
Got a Mechanic Coming?
Garage Man's Companion
General Motors Cashcow
Guaranteed Mechanical Calamity
HONDA
Happy Owners Never Drive Angry
Honest, Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
Happy Owners Never Doubt Acquisition
Had One, Never Did Again
HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive
INFINITI
It Never Found Its Niche, It's Truly Inconsequential
ISUZU
Is So Underpowered, Zooming Unlikely
JAGUAR
Just A Gorgeous, Underperforming Anglican Rip-Off
JEEP
Just Expect Endless Problems
Journey Eventually Ends Perpendicularly
Just Empty Every Pocket
KIA
Korea's Incompetence Amazing
LAND ROVER
Loud, Agonizing, Noisy Drive - Rattles On Virtually Every Road
LEXUS
Luxurious, Expensive, (a) Xenophile's Ultimate Score
LINCOLN
Large Income? No Class? Own Lincoln Now.
LOTUS
Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
MAZDA
Mismanages A Zillion Dollars Annually
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
MERCEDES-BENZ
Mostly European Rich Can Enjoy Driving Expensive Sedans, Beautifully Engineered, Notable Zippy
MERCURY
Most Engines Run, Contingent Upon Repair Yesterday
Mediocre Engine Revs Constantly, Really Yucky
MITSUBISHI
Management Incessantly Tolerates Socially Unacceptable Behavior, Ignoring Sexual Harassment Incidents
NISSAN
No Inspired Styling, Still, Accelerates Nicely
OLDSMOBILE
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
Only Lemons Dealt & Sold, Misled Owners Bought Into Lousy Engineering
PLYMOUTH
Please Leave Your Money Out Under The Hood
PONTIAC
Put On Notice To Improve A Car
Plenty Of Numbskulls Think It's A Cadillac
Product Overabundance Necessitates Traditional Incentive Application Constantly
PORSCHE
Pity Only Rich Suckers Can Have 'Em
SAAB
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Autos Always Breakdown
Sure Ain't A Bimmer
SATURN
Same American Trash Under Revised Name
Stickers Are Truly Unnegotiable, Rebates Nonexistent
SUBARU
Sport Utility Buffs Are Relatively Unimpressed
Sorta Useful, But Are Really Underpowered
SUZUKI
Samurai Upended, Zealous Underwriters Keep Insisting
TOYOTA
Truly Obvious You Overestimate This Automaker
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Automobile
VW
Virtually Worthless
Vice Wagon
VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
