Kite flying

[Gary Allan]

On a somewhat windy day a man was outside attempting to fly a kite. It would go aloft for a few seconds and then take a header to the ground. He kept trying for about 10 minutes to no avail. His wife, seeing his problem, came to the door and yelled, "You need more tail!". The husband replied, "Well, make up your mind! Last night you told me to go fly a kite!"