This afternoon, I was driving north on I-95, headed from Vero Beach up to Melbourne. It's about a 25 minute stretch. Traffic was moderate. I was able to pretty consistently maintain ~80 in the center (of three) lanes.
Except for a couple miles in the middle, where I/we (all the rest of us) encountered my very favorite species of highway miscreant -- the "I'm Entitled" stubborn, left-lane cruiser. This particular one occupied a white, late model Passat. He had planted himself in the left lane, was doing no more than 70 (yes, I know that's the limit...), and absolutely refused to move over.
I got caught in the pack of drivers trying to flow past as some stayed behind flashing him, then tried to move right as others zoomed past in the right or center lanes.
But this time, the story ended differently. Just about the time I thought, "wouldn't it be cool if..." -- there he was -- an Airedale (black & tan, fully marked, lights on top, bar on front, FHP CRUISER). Today, I was actually happy to see him closing fast from behind. Radar and laser were both OFF. Very quickly, the two or three cars then behind the offending Passat moved over. The officer quickly pulled to less than a car length behind. I thought, "surely this moron will move over now!"
Nope. He just continued as if he was asleep, on rails, with the cruise set.
After about a mile, I started thinking, "c'mon already -- do it!" And then he did! Boom -- all the blue and red lights exploded on. To his credit, Passat guy then promptly pulled over.
And it got better, I could actually see him making a "who, me" gesture, as I blew by and the accumulated pack of cars began to sort out and disperse.
I know, I know, it's wrong to take pleasure in other people's misfortune. But it is AWFULLY TEMPTING when the "other people" bring the misfortune upon themselves while needlessly and annoyingly inconveniencing a bunch of other folks. Yes, I admit it, having suffered through this scenario thousands of times with no cop anywhere to be seen -- I enjoyed seeing Karma up close! Mua-ha-ha...
Except for a couple miles in the middle, where I/we (all the rest of us) encountered my very favorite species of highway miscreant -- the "I'm Entitled" stubborn, left-lane cruiser. This particular one occupied a white, late model Passat. He had planted himself in the left lane, was doing no more than 70 (yes, I know that's the limit...), and absolutely refused to move over.
I got caught in the pack of drivers trying to flow past as some stayed behind flashing him, then tried to move right as others zoomed past in the right or center lanes.
But this time, the story ended differently. Just about the time I thought, "wouldn't it be cool if..." -- there he was -- an Airedale (black & tan, fully marked, lights on top, bar on front, FHP CRUISER). Today, I was actually happy to see him closing fast from behind. Radar and laser were both OFF. Very quickly, the two or three cars then behind the offending Passat moved over. The officer quickly pulled to less than a car length behind. I thought, "surely this moron will move over now!"
Nope. He just continued as if he was asleep, on rails, with the cruise set.
After about a mile, I started thinking, "c'mon already -- do it!" And then he did! Boom -- all the blue and red lights exploded on. To his credit, Passat guy then promptly pulled over.
And it got better, I could actually see him making a "who, me" gesture, as I blew by and the accumulated pack of cars began to sort out and disperse.
I know, I know, it's wrong to take pleasure in other people's misfortune. But it is AWFULLY TEMPTING when the "other people" bring the misfortune upon themselves while needlessly and annoyingly inconveniencing a bunch of other folks. Yes, I admit it, having suffered through this scenario thousands of times with no cop anywhere to be seen -- I enjoyed seeing Karma up close! Mua-ha-ha...