I'm smart enough to know that I'm dumb.

Yep, brag to my wife "See I remembered!"

Just a side comment. Some people are pretty darn smart, but don't always have some super quick verbal response.
I would never be so arrogant and foolish to say I meet the first criteria, but I absolutely meet the second half.

I don't know how many times, when a conversation is over, I think of what I should have said. It used to make me angry at myself. Now, I just know that is who I am.
 
I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but, I really don't care either. I'm not in competition with anyone. But, as I get older, I do get WISER...not so much smarter. And yes, I brought the garbage out yesterday....wrong day...big deal. I just brought it back. Problem solved.
 
I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but, I really don't care either. I'm not in competition with anyone. But, as I get older, I do get WISER...not so much smarter. And yes, I brought the garbage out yesterday....wrong day...big deal. I just brought it back. Problem solved.
I'm not sure if being older has made me wiser. It's more I'm just less physically capable of doing really stupid stuff seasoned with a little bit of, "Oh, wait, that really hurt last time."
 
I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but, I really don't care either. I'm not in competition with anyone. But, as I get older, I do get WISER...not so much smarter. And yes, I brought the garbage out yesterday....wrong day...big deal. I just brought it back. Problem solved.
I shudder at the tings I used to do as a young man... How did I survive?
 
Spending my career working on large, multi-million dollar mission critical mainframe computers kept me humble. There were many areas in the systems I didn't know squat.

I had to support a mainframe until about 2010, from the network side. I was always happy when those cip interfaces came up, and claw statements worked, because because support was ... lacking - at best. That infrastructure was way past prime.
 
I shudder at the tings I used to do as a young man... How did I survive?
I'm not sure if being older has made me wiser. It's more I'm just less physically capable of doing really stupid stuff seasoned with a little bit of, "Oh, wait, that really hurt last time."


I came here to say I'm the same idiot I've always been, just less risky.
 
I had to support a mainframe until about 2010, from the network side. I was always happy when those cip interfaces came up, and claw statements worked, because because support was ... lacking - at best. That infrastructure was way past prime.
See, there you go. I don't even know what you're talking about! To be clear, I'm not throwing stones at you. Instead I am expressing my limited knowledge.

Scott
 
I didn't take it as a slight, I was just sharing a related experience. We should have gotten rid of it 10 years prior and all of our mainframe clueful people retired.
 
I shudder at the tings I used to do as a young man... How did I survive?
Me too. This is just one example. I crawled out from underneath this thing unharmed. We shot off the road over a cliff, airborne at 60 mph, clipping tall tree tops before finally landing upside-down in a creek bed.

Scott

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Idiot power for the win!
If I'm so smart:

1) Why am I so mesmerized by good music and turn the volume up?
2) Why can wife, dog, daughters can all talk/finagle me into whatever pretzel they come up with?
3) Why can't I stop buying from Amazon?
4) Why did I eat that sugar bomb trail cookie?
5) Why can't I listen to every word my wife says?


There are five. Give me time for more!
 
If I'm so smart:

1) Why am I so mesmerized by good music and turn the volume up?
Using the wrong side of your brain.
2) Why can wife, dog, daughters can all talk/finagle me into whatever pretzel they come up with?
You're a (semi) good and caring person? On second thought....
3) Why can't I stop buying from Amazon?
Because it's there!
4) Why did I eat that sugar bomb trail cookie?
Who doesn't eat the sugar bomb trail cookie?
5) Why can't I listen to every word my wife says?
Because "blah, blah, blah, dinner, blah, blah, sex, blah, blah, pizza, blah, blah, new car...."
There are five. Give me time for more!
I'm sure we can come up with a few more than five, and they'll probably apply to the rest of us, too.:ROFLMAO:
 
Great thread, provides an interesting framework through which to view current events...

I tell people you can tell who's a complete moron by how confident they are about things they don't know anything about. And vice versa, truly smart people will readily admit when they don't know something.

jeff
 
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