Originally Posted By: SumpChump
Originally Posted By: Rolla07
Originally Posted By: Brybo86
It shouldnt itch if you didn't take it down to the skin...
What did you use to trim? I bet you scratched it up and now it is irritated.
If you left 1/4 inch it shouldnt feel any different than if you had 2 inches of chest hair
+1
Left about 3/4 inch. Just wanted to thin it down. Fail.
How long was it before you trimmed it? 4 inches? You could have braided your chest hair into corn rows and become a hairy rapper.
The Fluffy Chest Hip Hop
In The Style Of Eminem for SumpChump
May I have your attention please?
I'm not afraid (I'm not afraid)
To shave (to shave)
Everybody (everybody)
Come take my chest (come take my chest)
We'll walk through hood together, through the storm
Whatever weather, cold or warm
His chest are wooly, legs fluffy, butt are scratchy
There's food on his sweater already, mother's cheese
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to shave,
But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down,
And I am, hairy
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news everyday I am
Radio won't even play my jam
'Cause I am, hairy
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news everyday I am
I don't know it's just the way I am
You better cut off
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to shave
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo
You better cut off
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to shave
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo
So lets go back
Follow the trend as we go on another episode
Journey with me as I take you through hood
I once used to call home sweet home
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the Eiffel Tower now
And when I'm gone, just shave, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my wooly chest
Just know that I'm looking down on you shaving
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just cut off
And when he's gone, just shave, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of his fluffy legs
Just know that he's looking down on you itching
And his didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just cut off in your sweater.
