How to Impress.......(an oldie)

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How to Impress.......

A Woman

Compliment her,

cuddle her,

kiss her,

caress her,

love her,

stroke her,

tease her,

comfort her,

protect her,

hug her,

hold her,

spend money on her,

wine & dine her,

buy things for her,

dance with her,

listen to her,

care for her,

stand by her,

support her,

go to the ends of the earth for her

How to impress a Man

Show up naked.

Bring Beer.


If you have a large chest, the beer is optional.
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