How to get a woman to follow you

[GON]

Marketing seems to have changed since this 1970s era poster was published:

 

[mrsilv04]

Along with the ones "Surprise her with a new vacuum cleaner under the tree on Christmas morning!"

 

[Kira]

A smooth looking guy in a turtleneck holding a snifter of brown liquor pictured in a wooden framed billboard lagged onto a 3 story building in Brooklyn, NY.
"The sophisticated way to impress the ladies", read the copy.
'Twas a Remy Martin ad from the '80's.

 

[GON]

Along with the ones "Surprise her with a new vacuum cleaner under the tree on Christmas morning!"

My Sister and I were raised by my Dad.

For a Christmas present when my sister was 14, my Dad bought her a sewing machine, iron, and mix master.

My Dad was raised by his Dad, my Dad never had a mom and thought he was doing the right thing. My sister was not so pleased, but she didn't show it and acted grateful.

 

[gman2304]

Smokkers of America…?

 

[92saturnsl2]

Smokkers of America…?

That's what I first noticed, and then the British/overseas spelling of "favor". Is this ad real, or were they really that clueless when they made it?

 

[vavavroom]

I'm pretty sure that smokkers is plural of smokk, the Norwegian word for pacifier. Let me kiss you with my ashtray mouth, Baby!

 

[Kira]

So......Is this how Tiparillos were marketed in the UK?

 

[Oliveoil2]

Wrap yourself in $100s

 

[Oliveoil2]

If a woman want to attract a man….she can to the same with bacon.

 

[TCL]

Along with the ones "Surprise her with a new vacuum cleaner under the tree on Christmas morning!"

I did that every year. We had a Lab/Shepard mix 110 lbs. big boy. absolutely beautiful dog .
She had one vacuum upstairs and one downstairs and she would wear the wheels out to the point they would rub the housings.
I never could find one with actual bearings. So she would get a new one EVERY Christmas. Never complained and married 36 years. At least not to me...LOL

 

[Malo83]

 

[Jim K]

This will get a woman to follow you.

 

[Inked]

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Ahh, Cheryl Tiegs.

 

[JC1]

I did that every year. We had a Lab/Shepard mix 110 lbs. big boy. absolutely beautiful dog .
She had one vacuum upstairs and one downstairs and she would wear the wheels out to the point they would rub the housings.
I never could find one with actual bearings. So she would get a new one EVERY Christmas. Never complained and married 36 years. At least not to me...LOL

Wait until she delivers your eulogy .

 

[Silver]

Ugh. That's one of those things that would render a poor girl disgusting in my opinion.

Cruel world. Don't let it blow smoke in your face.

 

[TCL]

Wait until she delivers your eulogy .

I won't hear it, but the other guys that do will wish they could have got away with it.

 

[Duffyjr]

I did that every year. We had a Lab/Shepard mix 110 lbs. big boy. absolutely beautiful dog .
She had one vacuum upstairs and one downstairs and she would wear the wheels out to the point they would rub the housings.
I never could find one with actual bearings. So she would get a new one EVERY Christmas. Never complained and married 36 years. At least not to me...LOL

This is just smart, my wife would get mad if I started buying her gifts that weren't useful.

 

[TCL]

This is just smart, my wife would get mad if I started buying her gifts that weren't useful.

One caveat, I had to put the box it came in out for trash in the spring!