I once borrowed my fathers '92 Ford Aerostar with the 4.0L V-6 to move down to college. This thing leaks some oil and burns a little also, it also has like 15X,XXX miles on it at the time.
Anyways, I change the oil the day I leave(just dino Castrol, 10W-40 I think and a Fram filter), and then proceed to head down the highway for the 280 mile something trip to my girlfriends. Well, I'm doing 65MPH like he told me, and this thing is buring oil like crazy out the back. I didn't think anything of it, since he'd told me it did that and the oil pressure guage was sitting normal.
Well, the whole way down I never stopped, just straight 65MPH on the highway the whole time.
As soon as I got off the exit ramp, I noticed the van was running sort of rough, then I noticed the oil pressure guage was sort of starting to jump around.
I had to stop at a light, then the Check Oil light comes on and the pressure guage is going from nothing to normal.
I pulled over as soon as I could and let the van sit for a good 30 minutes. I checked the dipstick and it was bone dry. I put in the 2 quarts of Castrol that I'd brought with me (just in case) and waiting about 15 minutes before checking again: still bone dry.
Having no more oil, and nothing being open around, I fire the van up and drive to the first service station. I buy 2 more quarts of oil and put them in. Now the oil is about a 1/3 of the way above the Add 1 Quart mark.
So, before I got off the highway (when it was running just fine), the van probably had a quart or so of oil in it, plus whatever was left in the filter.
Turns out that the gasket on the filter completely busted, and let all the oil drain out over the drive. The whole underside of the van was completely coated.
I stopped at a quick change, had them put on a new filter, top up the oil, and everything was good.
No one really uses the van anymore, but after sitting for a few months, it'll fire right up, no oil pressure problems or related sounds at all.
Just goes to show that we probably worry way too much about oil and filters.
Chuck