Originally Posted By: Win
The time honored and most effective way of fighting horsepoop is with bigger and badder horsepoop.
If you don't feel up to that, then there is always expressio unius est exclusio alterius. Find something that is not prohibited, and just do that. No one can possibly think up a rule against everything.
Maybe you can get one of those projector things to illuminate your house in Old Glory at night.
Exactly what I did when living in an HOA in Colorado.
No overnight parking allowed in driveways. I knew the rule, saw it when I bought the house.
But I had four cars and a three car garage. Further, one bay was taken up with woodworking tools. So two clean, presentable cars were parked in the driveway, night after night.
I got a notice from the HOA...they quoted the rules while offering no option other than “remove your car(s) from the driveway.”
The city (of Broomfield, CO) allowed overnight parking in the street. The street was city property over which the HOA had no control.
I parked two cars in the street. Night after night. Complicating snow removal and trash collection.
After a few months, I received a notice from the HOA, notifying me of the change in rules, from “no overnight parking in driveways” to “no storage of unserviceable vehicles in driveways” or something like that.
And I moved the cars back to my driveway.
The neighborhood remains an HOA (actually, PUD, but similar legal structure) and it remains a very nice neighborhood. I would live there again. It remains a nice neighborhood. The HOA was reasonable, and the houses climbed in value dramatically during my time there.
Sometimes, these organizations are run by petty tyrants, and sometimes by reasonable folks, but either way, you can change the rules if you’re willing to put forth the effort.