A drunk was staggering down the main street of town. Somehow, he managed
to make it up the stairs to the cathedral and into the building, where
he crashed from pew to pew. He finally made his way to a side aisle and
into a confessional.
A priest had been observing the man's sorry progress. Figuring the
fellow was in need of some assistance, he proceeded to enter his side of
the confessional. His attention was rewarded only by a lengthy silence.
Finally he asked, "May I help you, my son?"
"I dunno." came the drunk's voice from behind the partition. "You got
any toilet paper on your side?"
to make it up the stairs to the cathedral and into the building, where
he crashed from pew to pew. He finally made his way to a side aisle and
into a confessional.
A priest had been observing the man's sorry progress. Figuring the
fellow was in need of some assistance, he proceeded to enter his side of
the confessional. His attention was rewarded only by a lengthy silence.
Finally he asked, "May I help you, my son?"
"I dunno." came the drunk's voice from behind the partition. "You got
any toilet paper on your side?"
