Eggs for Sale

Southwest Virginia
A man dropped his contact lens and it rolled under the bed. While searching for the lens he found 2 eggs under the bed along with an envelope containing $20,000! Surprised by this find he confronted his wife. Tearfully she confessed that she had been unfaithful to him, and each time she cheated she placed an egg under the bed to remind her how delicate marriage can be. The man thought for a moment and decided that cheating two times in 30 years of marriage wasn't too bad. But what about the $20,000? he asked. Oh that, his wife said, each time I got a dozen eggs I sold them!