I've technically been banned from Wal-Mart since I was 8 years old for trying to steal some baseball cards. Hasn't gotten me in an ounce of trouble yet, and I go there quite often.
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I've technically been banned from Wal-Mart since I was 8 years old
They (someone there) were trying to help.
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and I go there quite often.
They failed.
I've technically been banned from Wal-Mart since I was 8 years old
They (someone there) were trying to help.
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and I go there quite often.
They failed.
You know it is easy to lose your car this time of year, especially in a mall with multiple entrances and exits. I just about lost mine yesterday, the stores are crazy packed. What was interesting to me was I watched this older gentleman walk out of the library and open the back door of his car go to get in, stop, slam the door then look up and get in the front door, still cursing and drive off, I have to wonder how he finds his car. Probably just walks out and hits the panic button or calls Onstar,it was a new Cadillac CTS.
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Originally Posted By: Pablo
If you are biased and think cops are of inferior intellect.........just think of the people who aren't smart enough to be cops.......
Those people become security guards, where they remain until they can prove their ability to count to 21 without being naked. Then they're allowed to become cops.
We never let any in unless they could count to 22. Weeded out even more and was always interesting to watch them open up beer cans
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Originally Posted By: Pablo
If you are biased and think cops are of inferior intellect.........just think of the people who aren't smart enough to be cops.......
Those people become security guards, where they remain until they can prove their ability to count to 21 without being naked. Then they're allowed to become cops.
We never let any in unless they could count to 22. Weeded out even more and was always interesting to watch them open up beer cans
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When do they get to the doughnut dunking technique review? Is that just before the firearm proficiency test?
I'd take out a large ad in the paper -- or better still start a website -- telling the story and encouraging people not to shop there. The more embarrassing it becomes for the mall owners, the faster they'll issue an apology.
Note to self: 'Lose' my car at all malls within a 100 mile radius. Make sure security notices me. Get on banned for life list.
Shopping with wife problem solved!
Shopping with wife problem solved!
Just go into Victoria's secret with your wife Wayne; throw some unmentionables onto your head, run around quaking like a duck and storm out of the mall. You'll never have to go shopping again.
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