If he had listened to former Vikings Cris Carter speech to incoming rookies a couple of years ago, he would have had his girlfriend take the blame and say she was driving. That was literally what Carter told these guys; if you're going to drink and drive, make sure you have a "fallguy".
Well that's just more ignorance of how the sitiations play out. (Not directed at dpaldino, but Carter).
In minor crashes at low speeds, there's some plausibility of being able to "switch" the driver role after the fact, presuming the following:
- no deployment of safety devices
- no video recordings from cameras nearby
- no witnesses other than the driver and passengers of the offending vehicle, whom are all in agreement to facilitate the lie of swapping drivers after the accident (single vehicle crash makes this possible to achieve; multi-vehicle crashes pretty much make this impossible)
Of course, at these low speeds, it'd doubtful anyone would have died, and safety devices may not even deploy. But these conditions likely were not true of this situation we discuss in this case.
In the real world, there are plenty of tell-tale signs of who was driving. In high speed, high impact situations like this, there are serious changes to one's physical human body that cannot be counted on to be complicit with the lie of swapping drivers:
- the witness marks on your body from the seatbelts (they cross one's chest in different directions ... left should to right hip; right shoulder to left hip)
- the airbags from the two front seat positions are slightly different; these leave different marks on one's face (and hands for driver)
- the DNA of blood and tissue will be on each airbag/seat/belt/window for the positon of each person in the car
- the glass breakage (especially side windows) will send fragments in different directions as primary versus secondary angle of attack
- and in this case we discuss, at 126mph, it's doubtful the driver/passenger were even able to exit the Vette without assistance; they were probaly helped out, which means you now have to count on total strangers being willing to cooperate in the lie
Having a "fall guy" may have worked decades ago in certain low speed situations, but that won't play today; too much data and info to contravert the lie. When you're talking about grossly abhorent behavior which results in the death or serious bodily injury of others, there are forensic sciences today which can tell the truth even when your buddies are willing to go along with the lie. Perhaps an adaptation of Carter's garbage mantra might be "Don't drink and drive; have your drunk girlfriend drive ..." Alas, still incredibly poor, irresponsible advice.