Clothes Shopping (true story)

[Pablo]

Wife over the last years and years: "I'm tired of buying your clothes"
Me (internally) (sadness and joy)

Some time later - brings us to yesterday.


Me: "Look at this new shirt I bought!"
She: "That looks like a young man's shirt"
Me: (wry smile)

This AM
She: "This new shirt looks like something rich guys wear on vacation"
Me: "$11"

 

[Fitter30]

Buy a bib overalls tell her your starting a fashion statement. Don't even have to cut the tags off. Just like the kids that don't remove the tags from their ball caps.Proper fit 2" over your waist size.

 

[walterjay]

Wife over the last years and years: "I'm tired of buying your clothes"
Me (internally) (sadness and joy)

Some time later - brings us to yesterday.


Me: "Look at this new shirt I bought!"
She: "That looks like a young man's shirt"
Me: (wry smile)

This AM
She: "This new shirt looks like something rich guys wear on vacation"
Me: "$11"

Lucky you

Sounds just like something my wife would say.