Unbelievable. RIP
Chuck Norris Fake News? Dead??
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Elkins45
Site Donor 2026
Nope, he's actually dead 
I hope nobody's standing too close to the Pearly Gates when he gets there or they may get hit when he kicks them open.
The grim reaper may never recover...
Chuck Norris was sighted at the Pearly Gates of heaven. Him and the others were waiting for St. Peter to open the gate. When the gate opened, Chuck strolled right through withought being judged by Saint Peter. The rest of the people started asking why he got to walk straight through. St. Peter said “ Relax, that was God. He likes to pretend he’s Chuck Norris.”
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Patman
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Chuck Norris isn’t really dead. Everyone else is now dead and Chuck Norris is the only one who is still alive
RIP Chuck
RIP Chuck
Chuck Norris had a special place in the hearts of Bittoggers. He will be missed.
RIP Chuck Norris 
Wow! RIP Chuck Norris.
Watched a lot of walker Texas rangers growing up. RIP
No cause of death was revealed
No cause of death was revealed
It was just announced on Fox along with a retrospect of his life. I guess he lived a full life, always enjoyed him, had the privilege of meeting him in 2019, very friendly and gracious. We've lost an icon, he will be missed and remembered.
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Delta Force! Dang Chuck, RIP.
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I hit the Total Gym this morning in his honor. RIP
The news just posted a heart attack
AZjeff
$50 Site Donor 2023
He kicked a lot of butt. Hate to have been the guy who gave him the bad news. RIP Texas Ranger.
