How about some Chuck Norris facts?

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Originally Posted by 02SE
Behind Chucks beard, is another fist.
And another beard and ...
 
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun. Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted. Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded. Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died. Chuck Norris can cut a knife with butter.
 

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Originally Posted by OilReport99
Chuck Norris can do an oil change...with the engine running.
That's a new one and perfect fit for this board, LoL !!! crackmeup
 
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Chuck Norris Add Pack: Molybdenum...... 0 ppm Zinc.................... 0 ppm Phosphorus....... 0 ppm Titanium............. 0 ppm Tungsten............ 0 ppm ... Brass.................. 5000 ppm
 
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