L LoneRanger Joined Jul 2, 2007 Messages 5,294 Feb 7, 2020 #1 I'll go first. Chuck Norris isn't doing push-ups. He's bench pressing the planet.
G gman2304 Joined Aug 11, 2011 Messages 6,321 Location N.C. Feb 7, 2020 #2 Chuck Norris will be 80 on March 10th!
skyactiv Joined Mar 2, 2013 Messages 11,901 Location The Midwest Feb 7, 2020 #3 Chuck Norris was measured at 5'8.5" according to the USAF.
Trav Joined Nov 20, 2006 Messages 31,294 Location MA, Mittelfranken.de Feb 7, 2020 #4 When you see all the cars leaving Florida because of a hurricane the one car going the other way is Chuck going on vacation.
When you see all the cars leaving Florida because of a hurricane the one car going the other way is Chuck going on vacation.
jayjr1105 Joined Aug 2, 2018 Messages 1,280 Location PA Feb 7, 2020 #5 Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Jackson_Slugger $50 Site Donor 2022 Joined Sep 30, 2019 Messages 2,332 Location New York Feb 7, 2020 #6 He'll hit you with so many lefts you'll be begging for a right...
0 02SE Joined Dec 30, 2005 Messages 6,637 Location the canyons Feb 7, 2020 #7 Behind Chucks beard, is another fist.
K Kira Joined Aug 19, 2010 Messages 13,400 Location Champlain/Hudson Valley Feb 7, 2020 #8 Chuck Norris' voice was perfect for the Cordell Walker, {Walker, Texas Ranger} character.
4WD $50 site donor 2024 Joined Sep 21, 2010 Messages 25,305 Location Texas via IAH Feb 7, 2020 #9 Originally Posted by 02SE Behind Chucks beard, is another fist. And another beard and ...
C cjcride Joined Nov 6, 2009 Messages 2,413 Location Ontario Canada Feb 7, 2020 #10 Could he keep Royce Gracie at bay?
K krismoriah72 Joined Feb 16, 2009 Messages 2,671 Location wv Feb 7, 2020 #11 Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun. Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted. Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded. Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died. Chuck Norris can cut a knife with butter.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun. Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted. Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded. Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died. Chuck Norris can cut a knife with butter.
M MrHorspwer Joined Dec 19, 2006 Messages 2,298 Location Michigan Feb 7, 2020 #12 Aaron Rodgers can throw a football 90 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Aaron Rodgers 90 yards.
Bud_One Site Donor 2022 Joined Apr 19, 2014 Messages 2,419 Location Spring,Texas Feb 7, 2020 #13 Originally Posted by krismoriah72 Chuck Norris can cut a knife with butter.
C cjcride Joined Nov 6, 2009 Messages 2,413 Location Ontario Canada Feb 7, 2020 #14 Originally Posted by krismoriah72 Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded. LOL
Originally Posted by krismoriah72 Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded. LOL
O OilReport99 Joined Sep 21, 2019 Messages 1,957 Location FL Feb 7, 2020 #15 Chuck Norris can do an oil change...with the engine running.
L LoneRanger Thread starter Joined Jul 2, 2007 Messages 5,294 Feb 7, 2020 #16 Originally Posted by OilReport99 Chuck Norris can do an oil change...with the engine running. That's a new one and perfect fit for this board, LoL !!!
Originally Posted by OilReport99 Chuck Norris can do an oil change...with the engine running. That's a new one and perfect fit for this board, LoL !!!
B Bjornviken Joined Dec 6, 2017 Messages 1,731 Location Suomi Feb 7, 2020 #17 They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take [censored] from anybody.
DBMaster Joined Sep 18, 2012 Messages 6,149 Location DFW Feb 7, 2020 #18 The Boogie Man checks under his bed for Chuck Norris before going to sleep.
O OilReport99 Joined Sep 21, 2019 Messages 1,957 Location FL Feb 7, 2020 #19 Chuck Norris Add Pack: Molybdenum...... 0 ppm Zinc.................... 0 ppm Phosphorus....... 0 ppm Titanium............. 0 ppm Tungsten............ 0 ppm ... Brass.................. 5000 ppm
Chuck Norris Add Pack: Molybdenum...... 0 ppm Zinc.................... 0 ppm Phosphorus....... 0 ppm Titanium............. 0 ppm Tungsten............ 0 ppm ... Brass.................. 5000 ppm
UncleDave $100 Site Donor 2024 Joined Jun 2, 2014 Messages 10,148 Location Ca. Feb 7, 2020 #20 America is not a federal republic, it's a Chucktatorship.