Cell phone lesson

[Kestas]

After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in his seat and closed his eyes.
As the train rolled out of the station, the young woman sitting next to him
pulled out her cell phone and started talking in a loud voice:

"Hi sweetheart. It's Sue. I'm on the train."
"Yes, I know it's the six thirty and not the four thirty, but I had a long meeting."
"No, honey, not with that Kevin from the accounting office. It was with the boss."
"No sweetheart, you're the only one in my life."
"Yes, I'm sure, cross my heart!"

Fifteen minutes later, she was still talking loudly.

When the man sitting next to her had enough, he leaned over and said into the phone...

"Sue, hang up the phone and come back to bed."

Sue doesn't use her cell phone in public any longer.

 

[renegade_987]

Haha, that made my morning a little better!

 

[SatinSilver]

Oh I'm going to remember that one. Hee hee.

 

[Charlie1935]

Good one!

 

[Rolla07]

LOL

 

[daves87rs]

lol..

 

[Maximus1966]

That reminds me of the one about the guy sitting on the toilet in a public restroom:

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: "Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restroom but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doin' just fine!"

And the other guy says: "So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that? At this point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question. "Can I come over?"

Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figure I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell him, "No . . . . . I'm a little busy right now!!!"

Then I hear the guy say nervously . . . .

"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!!!"