I like how you think!Now THAT'S a deplorable. Good work.
Cops should give him a "man-to-man" offer; reload it and you can leave. When the dumper balks, arrest him and bring in a "county approved" clean up team. Hit him with a fine and the clean-up bill. Then revoke his license or triple any licensing fee in the name of a mandatory electronic tracking device. No "mail-in" fine here. Turn his testicles into apple sauce.