GON
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Pretty interesting car wax promotion:
Car wax so good a apple can be cut with a knife on the hood?
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That's right up there with Phil Swift's leaky boat.
You know, I once seriously thought about having my Goldendoodle Molly repesent an oil marketing company.
She would stare at the camera with her right paw on a shiny five quart bottle of Penn-Valvo-Quaker-Tech and say...
"Rotor oil!!! Rotor oil!!! I RUFF ROTOR OIL!!!"
Her picture would be everywhere. Even at Walmart. Customers at Auto-Parts-O'Reilly-Quest store would stare in awe at the eight foot cardboard cutout that would feature Molly and her famous slogan.
Molly would be the next Spuds McKenzie. Except she wouldn't have the weekly issues with getting into fights and arrests like Spuds did. Molly would be the canine version of a Swiftie.
She would have her own posse of Pugs and Chihuahuas following her as she boarded her own private jet visiting local Walmarts and other famous retail establishments throughout the world. People would wait in line for hours to take a selfie with Molly and her favorite five quart jug of motor oil.
I don't know. Between Molly endorsing motor oil and that dancing jiggler promoting car wax, I pick Molly. She's a good dog! Even if she's been dead for 10 years.
She would stare at the camera with her right paw on a shiny five quart bottle of Penn-Valvo-Quaker-Tech and say...
"Rotor oil!!! Rotor oil!!! I RUFF ROTOR OIL!!!"
Her picture would be everywhere. Even at Walmart. Customers at Auto-Parts-O'Reilly-Quest store would stare in awe at the eight foot cardboard cutout that would feature Molly and her famous slogan.
Molly would be the next Spuds McKenzie. Except she wouldn't have the weekly issues with getting into fights and arrests like Spuds did. Molly would be the canine version of a Swiftie.
She would have her own posse of Pugs and Chihuahuas following her as she boarded her own private jet visiting local Walmarts and other famous retail establishments throughout the world. People would wait in line for hours to take a selfie with Molly and her favorite five quart jug of motor oil.
I don't know. Between Molly endorsing motor oil and that dancing jiggler promoting car wax, I pick Molly. She's a good dog! Even if she's been dead for 10 years.
"He had a broad face and a little round belly,
That shook, when he laughed like a bowlful of jelly."
That shook, when he laughed like a bowlful of jelly."
4WD
$50 site donor 2025
Still having coffee looking for a more appealing thread 
Can't unsee that, thanks GON.
4WD
$50 site donor 2025
And nobody was impressed by the "sliding apple" test?
Me personally? I liked "The 1 foot shine". Anyone remember the spokesman holding a ruler up to the shiny car?
Me personally? I liked "The 1 foot shine". Anyone remember the spokesman holding a ruler up to the shiny car?
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I have a classic. It’s from turtle wax. It’s called polyshell. It’s basically a 3 step polymer sealant. It’s supposed to last 2-3 years, which I find amazing being an early 80s product.Remember Auri......They would even start a fire on the hood....spray paint would come right off too....
Neat old product. Welcome to Bitog!
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Thank you so much. I’m glad to be here.
It’s a great product, but they discovered the cancer got you before the finish wore out.
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Wow, seriously? I guess that’s why a lot of good things have come and gone. I wonder what was in this stuff?
Not serious at all.
