Car Names Explained

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Originally Posted By: eljefino
TOYOTA: Throttle's Open, You're Off The Accellerator.



Oh my, I just laughed out loud!
 
Originally Posted By: eljefino
TOYOTA: Throttle's Open, You're Off The Accellerator.



Next year they're improving the feature.

"Throttle's Open, You're Outta The Auto"


Or how about:

"Throttle Opening? You're Obsolete, That's Automated"
 
Brainstorm time! Just randomly trying to think of things. Some work, some not so much.

Ford: Feasting On Roadkill Daily (??)
For Old (W)rinkley Dads


GM: Godly Machines
Mother (of) God.. (backward)

Saturn: Sadly all Tires Upended Readily Now (***** wut?)

Jeep: Just Empty Every Pocket

Dodge: Dogs often disgusted & greasy everyday
Dudes Open Deadly Garage Employers (?)

Honda: How often noone does accept
"VTEC KICKIN IN YO"

KIA: Killed In Action
[censored] Incarnate Always
 
Originally Posted By: artificialist
Cheap Heads Every Valve Really Leaks Oil Except Two

Okay, I'll bite...

What is a CHEVRLOET???
 
Originally Posted By: rudolphna
I'm having trouble even pronouncing that one. Chevr-erlOet? Chevvrloreroerjakfjaklendlakwejgn.

ROFL!!!
 
Originally Posted By: RWEST
MOPAR = My Old Pig Almost Runs


My Old Pig Aint Running.
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly.
Massively Overpowered And Respected ;-)

Honda: How odd, No D*** Acceleration.
 
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Originally Posted By: eljefino
TOYOTA: Throttle's Open, You're Off The Accellerator.



Next year they're improving the feature.

"Throttle's Open, You're Outta The Auto"


Or how about:

"Throttle Opening? You're Obsolete, That's Automated"



Might as well close the thread, those are un-toppable. Un-stoppable... No wait. Toyotas are un-stoppable, those names are un-toppable... yeah. Thats right. :D
 
Originally Posted By: GrtArtiste
Chrysler:

Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair



ROTFL! That's hilarious!
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