I got this in an e-mail and thought I would post it for a laugh...
# Audi
* Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
# BMW
* Big Money Works
* Bought My Wife
* Brutal Money Waster
* Bimbette Motor Weapon
* Break My Window
# Buick
* Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
# Chevrolet
* Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
* Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
* Cheap Heap, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
* Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
# Dodge
* Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
* Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere
* Dead or Dying Gas Eater
* Dear Old Dad’s Geriatric Express
# Fiat
* Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
* Fix It All the Time
* Fix it again, Tony!
# Ford
* First On Recall Day
* First On Race Day
* First On Rust and Deterioration
* Fix Or Repair Daily
* Found On Road, Dead
* Fault Of R&D
* Fast Only Rolling Downhill
* Features O.J. and Ron’s DNA
* Found On Russian Dump
# GM
* General Maintenance
* Great Mistake
# GMC
* Garage Man’s Companion
* Got A Mechanic Coming?
# Honda
* Had One Never Did Again
# Hyundai
* Hope You Understand Nothing’s Driveable And Inexpensive
# Mazda
* Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
# Oldsmobile
* Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everywhere
* Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick’s Irregular Leftover Equipment
# Pinto
* Put In New Transmission Often
# Pontiac
* Poor Old Neanderthal Thinks It’s A Cadillac
# Saab
* Send Another Automobile Back
* Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.
* Sorry Arsed Auto Builders
# Toyota
* Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
# Volvo
* Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
* Vehicles Of Low Velocity Owners
# VW
* Virtually Worthless
# Audi
* Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
# BMW
* Big Money Works
* Bought My Wife
* Brutal Money Waster
* Bimbette Motor Weapon
* Break My Window
# Buick
* Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
# Chevrolet
* Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
* Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
* Cheap Heap, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
* Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
# Dodge
* Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
* Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere
* Dead or Dying Gas Eater
* Dear Old Dad’s Geriatric Express
# Fiat
* Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
* Fix It All the Time
* Fix it again, Tony!
# Ford
* First On Recall Day
* First On Race Day
* First On Rust and Deterioration
* Fix Or Repair Daily
* Found On Road, Dead
* Fault Of R&D
* Fast Only Rolling Downhill
* Features O.J. and Ron’s DNA
* Found On Russian Dump
# GM
* General Maintenance
* Great Mistake
# GMC
* Garage Man’s Companion
* Got A Mechanic Coming?
# Honda
* Had One Never Did Again
# Hyundai
* Hope You Understand Nothing’s Driveable And Inexpensive
# Mazda
* Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
# Oldsmobile
* Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everywhere
* Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick’s Irregular Leftover Equipment
# Pinto
* Put In New Transmission Often
# Pontiac
* Poor Old Neanderthal Thinks It’s A Cadillac
# Saab
* Send Another Automobile Back
* Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.
* Sorry Arsed Auto Builders
# Toyota
* Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
# Volvo
* Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
* Vehicles Of Low Velocity Owners
# VW
* Virtually Worthless
