Originally Posted by SubieRubyRoo
OP, now you are seeing why the letters BMW actually stand for "Bring My Wallet". Unless this car has sentimental value to you that far exceeds its actual value (it's a low-end model with no cult following) I would personally Craigslist it as non-running, as-is for a couple Benjamins and walk away. If the car has been sitting completely unused for 13 years, there was likely a (costly) reason why. Even if you do manage to get it running, now you'll have to deal with possible rotten rubber lines, frozen brake calipers, etc etc etc. Any one of those items can cause a catastrophic failure while driving that will put you or others at risk. Get out while you can; good luck!
Oh [censored].
The 318is isn't a low-end model, and it does have a cult following.
It's a 24 year old car that has sat for some time, so of course it is going to have issues. If the OP wasn't playing guess the part instead of doing real troubleshooting, he'd have the car back up.
My suggestion is to buy a Bentley repair manual and follow the no-start troubleshooting tree.