1) From Dr. Dolittle. It's a Pushmepullya.
2) Don't Laugh, It's Paid For! (remember that bumper sticker?)
3) It's a Babe Magnet.....but what kinda babes?
4) Back in Connecticut, the DMV had 'combi' (combination) plates.
5) ....and the worse pair go on which axle?