HAD to share this one ...
Browns/Steelers
On a tour of Florida, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the coast
for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the beach in the Popemobile"
when there was a frantic commotion just off shore.
A helpless man, wearing a Pittsburgh Steelers jersey, was struggling
frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 25-foot shark.
As the Pope watched, horrified, a speedboat came racing up with three men
wearing Browns jerseys aboard. One quickly fired a harpoon into the shark's
side. The other two reached out and pulled the bleeding, semi-conscious
Steelers fan from the water.
Then using baseball bats, the three heroes beat the shark to death and
hauled it into the boat also.
Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to the beach. "I give you my
blessing for your brave actions," he told them. "I heard that there was
some bitter hatred between Browns and Steelers fans, but now I have seen
with my own eyes that this is not the truth."
As the Pope drove off, the harpooner asked his buddies "Who was that?"
"It was the Pope," one replied. "He is in direct contact with [censored] and has
access to all of [censored]'s wisdom."
"Well," the harpooner said, "he may have access to [censored]'s wisdom, but he
doesn't know [censored] about shark fishing.... how's the bait holding up?"
Browns/Steelers
On a tour of Florida, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the coast
for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the beach in the Popemobile"
when there was a frantic commotion just off shore.
A helpless man, wearing a Pittsburgh Steelers jersey, was struggling
frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 25-foot shark.
As the Pope watched, horrified, a speedboat came racing up with three men
wearing Browns jerseys aboard. One quickly fired a harpoon into the shark's
side. The other two reached out and pulled the bleeding, semi-conscious
Steelers fan from the water.
Then using baseball bats, the three heroes beat the shark to death and
hauled it into the boat also.
Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to the beach. "I give you my
blessing for your brave actions," he told them. "I heard that there was
some bitter hatred between Browns and Steelers fans, but now I have seen
with my own eyes that this is not the truth."
As the Pope drove off, the harpooner asked his buddies "Who was that?"
"It was the Pope," one replied. "He is in direct contact with [censored] and has
access to all of [censored]'s wisdom."
"Well," the harpooner said, "he may have access to [censored]'s wisdom, but he
doesn't know [censored] about shark fishing.... how's the bait holding up?"
