An unempoyed man...

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... is desperate to support his family of a wife and three kids.

He applies for a janitor's job at a large firm and easily passes an aptitude test. The human resources manager tells him,"You will be hired at minimum wage of $5.35 an hour. Let me have your e-mail address so that we can get you in the loop. Our system will automatically e-mail you all the forms and advise you when to start and where to report on your first day"

Taken aback, the man protests that he is poor and has neither a computer nor an e-mail address.

To this the manager replies, "You must understand that to a company like ours that means that you virtually do not exist. Without an e-mail address you can hardly expect to be employed by a high-tech firm. Good day."

Stunned, the man leaves. Not knowing where to turn and having $10 in his wallet, he walks past a farmers' market and sees a stand selling 25 lb. crates of beautiful red tomatoes. He buys a crate, carries it to a busy corner and displays the tomatoes. In less than 2 hours he sells all the tomatoes and makes 100% profit. Repeating the process several times more that day, he ends up with almost $100 and arrives home that night with several bags of groceries for his family.

During the night he decides to repeat the tomato business the next day. By the end of the week he is getting up early every day and working into the night. He multiplies his profits quickly.

Early in the second week he acquires a cart to transport several boxes of tomatoes at a time, but before a month is up he sells the cart to buy a broken-down pickup truck.

At the end of a year he owns three old trucks. His two sons have left their neighborhood gangs to help him with the tomato business, his wife is buying the tomatoes, and his daughter is taking night courses at the community college so she can keep books for him.

By the end of the second year he has a dozen very nice used trucks and employs fifteen previously unemployed people, all selling tomatoes. He continues to work hard.

Time passes and at the end of the fifth year he owns a fleet of nice trucks and a warehouse that his wife supervises, plus two tomato farms that the boys manage. The tomato company's payroll has put hundreds of homeless and obless people to work. His daughter reports that the business grossed over one million dollars.

Planning for the future, he decides to buy some life insurance.

Consulting with an insurance adviser, he picks an insurance plan to fit his new circumstances. Then the adviser asks him for his e-mail address in order to send the final documents electronically.

When the man replies that he doesn't have time to mess with a computer and has no e-mail address, the insurance man is stunned, "What, you don't have e-mail? No computer? No Internet? Just think where you would be today if you'd had all of that five years ago!"

"Ha!" snorts the man. "If I'd had e-mail five years ago I would be sweeping floors at Microsoft and making $5.35 an hour"

Which brings us to the moral of the story: since you got this story by e-mail, you're probably closer to being a janitor than ti being a millionaire. Sadly, I received that story by email also.
 
Ha-ha, "unempoyed." I'll never hear the end of it. And I deserve it, too.
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You got the eyes of a hawk -- but so do I. What did you mean when you wrote "PC browser's can view" earlier today? Was that supposed to be plural?
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Sure plural. Don't think I meant to be possessive or contractive.

I do that all the time...it's weird - I am not really thinking about each word just typing in "fuzzy logic" - it's a friendly net thing. When I'm at work or something a tad more serious if I did such a misteak it would be quite rare.
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Great story!!!!!! A modern-day fable. Almost Aesop-like in a convoluted non-Greek way.

"But man, your spelling sucks. jk - this shows it happens to the breast of us!"

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Chortles echo through the shanty!
 
It's an alteration on the hmmmm...old classic film. There was a guy who did something in the church (like lighting and extinguishing the candles)..but was asked to leave because he could neither read nor write. He ended up opening a candy store where there was none. Same thing, ended up a wealthy man and his accountant said, after the shock of learning that he was illiterate, "Imagine what you would be if you could read and write?"

Oh, that's easy, I'd be the XXYYZZZ of jjdddsss church.
 
Or, he could become a carpet layer instaed of a janitor. Here's a guy with proper incentive: SEVEN CHILDREN UNDER THE AGE OF FOUR

"All 11 family members will be living in a one-bedroom apartment in east Los Angeles. She said the living room is large, but she isn’t sure what the family will do when the babies get bigger."


http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13838028/

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"He's laying a lot more than carpet."

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So much said with so few words!!!!!
 
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