A little humor from the recent BITOG drama surrounding Mobil 1 Extended Performance. Just poking fun.
My apologies in advance to Tom NJ and Mickey M.
To the tune of "It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year"
It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year
The refinery is cracking
EP basestocks are lacking
But Extra Profit is clear!
It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year
Our ads are still boasting
But profits were coasting
And Exxon now runs the show
There'll be "formulated with PAO" stories
And tales of the glories of
Mobil 1 long, long ago
It's The Most Profitable Time Of The Year
Won’t Tom NJ be tracking?
We’ll send Mickey M attacking
We have nothing to fear!
It's The Most Profitable Time Of The Year!
To the tune of "It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year"
It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year
The refinery is cracking
EP basestocks are lacking
But Extra Profit is clear!
It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year
Our ads are still boasting
But profits were coasting
And Exxon now runs the show
There'll be "formulated with PAO" stories
And tales of the glories of
Mobil 1 long, long ago
It's The Most Profitable Time Of The Year
Won’t Tom NJ be tracking?
We’ll send Mickey M attacking
We have nothing to fear!
It's The Most Profitable Time Of The Year!
