LOL, my gap year was working at a service station.
A guy in a pretty new Mitsubishi Sigma (2.6 litre 4) came over to the oil stand and picked up a 4L bottle of Shell Super SF (20W40), and started walking back to his car.
My thoughts were that it must be oil change weekend, but he opened up the bonnet (hood), and started tipping it in. OK, it's an oil burner I thought.
He emptied the bottle...all 4 litres.
Then went and got another...did the same thing...and another...same thing...and another, which he partially used, and put the balance in the boot (trunk).
Told him that you don't fill these things until you can see the oil, you use the dipstick.
He called me all sorts of names, pointed out that he'd been driving before my conception, and this was how you did it.
Then drove off, in a cloud of blue smoke with an engine that sounded like a dulled jackhammer.