Originally Posted By: SEMI_287
Originally Posted By: Mr Nice
Big egos required a big truck or SUV.
Or a tiny...
Like my signature says...we've got a 2007 Toyota Tundra crewcab. Bought it when we had our son. (it replaced a Ford Ranger)
One day my wife had taken it to the store to do grocery shopping. Keep in mind, my wife is about 5' 5", maybe 120 pounds. On the way out from the store she's following a "fruit and granola" looking couple. The couple's car is past the truck.
As they walk past it...the woman in the couple says: "I hate big trucks. They use so much gas. I bet it's driven by a man with a tiny ego." (okay, so that's not exactly what she said, you get the point.)
My wife hears this and says: "It's my truck and it matches my big [censored] attitude!"
They scuttled off like a pair of cockroaches.
Don't judge the driver by the vehicle.
FWIW, I've got to fight my wife for the Tundra sometimes...she loves it.
Of course, this is the same woman who, when driving the Mustang in the signature, will race teenage boys in their rice-rockets at redlights, beat them, slow down so they can catch up, and insult their masculinity.
later,
ben