I was looking at this VOA, and this UOA I wonder if something is wrong with the reports. This UOA is closer to what you are describing. Hmm, weird.
Incidentally, the HPL Euro 0W-20 and Euro 0/5W-30 are mid SAPS (VW 508/C20 and VW504/C30 respectively), which I presume you consider neutered :-)...