Yes Sunfire girl, you almost died.

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Coming down one of our main roads today, which is a 4-lane 50Km/h throughway, I came to a stop behind an Intrepid with a personalized plate and on my right, coming out of Orange Julius was a younger girl and a boy that I assume was her boyfriend attempting to turn LEFT across 4 lanes (right turning lane, two through lanes and a left turn lane) of traffic to head the other direction.

This is a location where you cannot make a left hand turn.

There is also a cement island that skirts the left turn lane here meaning that she would have to drive on an angle AGAINST traffic to make the turn she is trying to make........

And she tries to make the turn
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But wait, this gets better! There are several rows of lined up traffic, I'm the third car back in the through lane closest to her. She begins to edge out while we are all stopped, the guy in front of me is gesturing that she can't do what she's trying to do. She waves as if acknowledging that he's letter her go and begins to pull out in front of him as the light turns green.

He begins waving at here NOT to come, she put her car into reverse and starts to back into the car behind her, who scrambles to get into reverse to avoid being hit.

He's waving at her that she's going to hit the person behind her while trying to drive forward himself through the green light, and then she puts it BACK into drive and shoots out across in front of him as he throws up both hands in a "what the he**" gesture.

Now, as she's executing this traffic abortion, there's what looks like a 2008-ish F-250 4x4 coming along at a good clip in the left through lane who has to brake hard and veer into the left turn lane to avoid putting his truck in her lap as she darts out further trying to make this wrong-way turn.

Plenty of honking happens as she's smiling embarrassingly now skirting the cement island, driving through the beginning of the left turn lane and the yellow-crossed median section before scooting off into the traffic going the way she intended to go.

If the driver of that truck had not seen her and predicted what she might do, she would have been dead, there's not a doubt in my mind. The angle of her car (think 45 degrees in the direction of the on-coming traffic) would have meant the nose of her car would have gone under the front bumper of the truck and the bumper would have sheered off the A-pillar as it headed for her face. By the time his tires contacted the door of her car, she'd have had a face full of bumper and a 1000lb diesel resting on her chest.

This wasn't a single mistake of missing a sign, this was a CHAIN of intentional traffic violations due to what I can only assume to be complete and utter idiocy.

I am absolutely appalled that this girl has a license. Obviously the "practical" portion of her drivers exam didn't involve basic decision making skills.
 
You encountered the "everyone let me through because I'm dumb" mentality. Down here that car would almost certainly have a flip flops decal, SC palm tree decal, Roxy decal, or some combination in the back window indicating a complete lack of a frontal lobe. May also be accompanied by a lei hanging from the rear view mirror (helps obstruct view).
 
Another one escapes darwinism. You may have given her too much credit thinking she has a license...or may be she does have a license...license to be stupid that is.
 
Licensing in North America is a joke. It should be treated more like a privilege like it is in a lot of other places in the world.

This just proves that anyone can get a license. Only people with some brains are the people who survive.
 
Waving is rarely good news when it's to not do something.

I had some old geezer facing me at a 4 way stop; I was stopped and had my lift blinker on. I also got there first. Cross traffic cleared and he blinked his high beams. Duh, I know I can go, but thank you just the same.

He was from a parallel universe where high beams don't mean he's yielding, but rather that people should look out, he's charging through!!!

And he was old and somehow got away with this for years and years.

I don't get how car insurance companies give young drivers discounts for doing well in school. It must be a marketing thing where they'd profit either way. "See parents, your kid is special so you get a discount." Getting As in class has so very little to do with the outside driving world.
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You missed the most important part, was she cute?

Try driving in LA where the kids get licenses handed to them but they also get $100k+ sports cars handed to them. Makes me think their parents actually don't love their kids and they are trying to send the kids a message to take themselves out.
 
I was almost hit by some genius a week or so ago who missed his turn and decided to make a blatantly illegal maneuver. God forbid you have to take an extra five minutes to back track to the turn you missed. Its much simpler to kill someone.
 
On Barstow Avenue in Clovis, where it runs along Sierra Vista Elementary School, the city has a great big lighted digital sign that says 25MPH. I'm always having to balance the need to obey the law and drive the speed limit against they people who want to push me out of the way. So basically, I have to look in my rearview and make a snap judgement as to the likelihood of the person running into the back of me. I have to study their facial expressions to determine how irritated they are by me driving 25MPH. Sometimes I have no choice but to speed up in order to protect my car.
 
Originally Posted By: SLCraig
Licensing in North America is a joke. It should be treated more like a privilege like it is in a lot of other places in the world.

This just proves that anyone can get a license. Only people with some brains are the people who survive.


Seriously, having put over 1000 km on the German roads over the last number of days, it is amazing how much better acting and driving the people are than in NA.
 
Originally Posted By: 01rangerxl
You encountered the "everyone let me through because I'm dumb" mentality. Down here that car would almost certainly have a flip flops decal, SC palm tree decal, Roxy decal, or some combination in the back window indicating a complete lack of a frontal lobe. May also be accompanied by a lei hanging from the rear view mirror (helps obstruct view).


I am seriously cracking up at the fact that you stated rule #1 about driving in Charlotte.
 
Originally Posted By: qdeezie
Originally Posted By: 01rangerxl
You encountered the "everyone let me through because I'm dumb" mentality. Down here that car would almost certainly have a flip flops decal, SC palm tree decal, Roxy decal, or some combination in the back window indicating a complete lack of a frontal lobe. May also be accompanied by a lei hanging from the rear view mirror (helps obstruct view).


I am seriously cracking up at the fact that you stated rule #1 about driving in Charlotte.


Every region has its equivalent. It definitely gave me a laugh. Around NJ, we get the sticker that says "Jersey girls dont pump their own gas" or something like that. From that stupid music video. LOL.
 
This is where a PA would come in handy. Ive thought about it but decided it leans a little too wackerish for my tastes. They make units for security that are basically neutered siren units and only have Airhorn tone and PA.
 
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Originally Posted By: Merkava_4
On Barstow Avenue in Clovis, where it runs along Sierra Vista Elementary School, the city has a great big lighted digital sign that says 25MPH. I'm always having to balance the need to obey the law and drive the speed limit against they people who want to push me out of the way. So basically, I have to look in my rearview and make a snap judgement as to the likelihood of the person running into the back of me. I have to study their facial expressions to determine how irritated they are by me driving 25MPH. Sometimes I have no choice but to speed up in order to protect my car.


Sounds just like me....
 
Originally Posted By: qdeezie
Originally Posted By: 01rangerxl
You encountered the "everyone let me through because I'm dumb" mentality. Down here that car would almost certainly have a flip flops decal, SC palm tree decal, Roxy decal, or some combination in the back window indicating a complete lack of a frontal lobe. May also be accompanied by a lei hanging from the rear view mirror (helps obstruct view).


I am seriously cracking up at the fact that you stated rule #1 about driving in Charlotte.


Yeah, you can pretty much throw the DMV Driver's Handbook in the trash in this city.
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I once tried explaining to my ex wife (before we got married) that you can't make a left turn out of a driveway or parking lot if it means you have to go across two lanes of cross traffic. To her it was perfectly normal (and for years I was terrified every time she did this with me in the car.) After a few years I've learned that she's actually right. It's not legal, but it's the local convention and if you want to drive safely you need to be aware of local convention. I won't do it myself, but I am aware that most of the other drivers will do that and it's no longer a surprise. This allows me to be prepared to brake hard for these dipsticks who have no idea they're doing anything wrong.
 
Assume that young idiots will do the most idiotic thing possible when driving.

If it is a male, the young idiot will have some annoying auto-tuned rap playing too loud and his seat reclined so far that he cannot see out of the car or adequately manipulate the controls. The mixture of 36 little vanilla scented trees and the gallon of Axe body spray the idiot male has applied causes the eyes to water so he may also be visually impaired.

The male young idiot is prone to stylistic displays of his "precision driving" when in view of female young idiots or cars that have the word "turbo" on a small badge on the hatch lid. He will endanger everyone else on the road to demonstrate his virility via his teal green 3.4 Camaro with the gold door and cracked fender or Civic with the camber so badly adjusted that he has belts showing on one side of the tire and brand new tread on the other.

The female young idiot is singing along loudly with Ke$ha or something equally annoying and is completely oblivious to the entire universe which is fine because she cannot see out of the right side of the windshield for the aforementioned garbage hanging on the rearview mirror. Speaking of garbage, at any time the mound of garbage spread throughout the car can lodge part or all of itself under the brake pedal.
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Every panel on her Prius or Jetta is dented
 
Originally Posted By: rslifkin
^ I never knew that was illegal. It's just a bad idea, except in very light traffic, as you'll be waiting a while.


In NJ it's a Title 39 violation. Further north by you and even further by the OP the rules may be different.
 
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