Yearly Christmas Joke

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Three scruffy Harley riders died in a highway accident on Christmas Eve; they were met at the pearly gates by Saint Peter.

“You three have lead a sordid life of wild sex, crime, and general evil; you deserve to go to [censored], but, in honor of it being the holy Christmas season," St Peter said, "If you each possess something that symbolizes Christmas you enter Heaven”.


The first man named Greg, quickly pulled out a lighter, he flicked it on, and said "it represents a Christmas candle".

"You may pass through the pearly gates”, Saint Peter said.

The second man named Gary fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a set of keys and shook them, "they’re Christmas bells".
Saint Peter raised an eye brow but said, "you also may pass through the Pearly gates”.
The third man named Kurt was panicking; he finally pulled out a pair of black lace Panties and held them up.
St. Peter scowled at the man and asked: “and just what do those represent at Christmas”.
The man replied: “They’re Carols."
 
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For me this is funny on 2 levels, one being the joke is funny.

The other being that some female coworkers gave me some small stocking stuffers, and literally stuffed them into a pair of stockings, so the timing was perfect.

The stockings are hung by the chimney with care and I hope Santa comes through for me tonight.
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