Woman's Record Long Fingernails are Broken

[Pablo]

Most of us were avoiding scraping that topic....

 

[Gary Allan]

Originally Posted By: ARB1977
How does she wipe herself?


Bidet

 

[wirelessF]

Why do we even have fingernails? To me they are dirt traps.

 

[Gary Allan]

Quote:
Why do we even have fingernails?


To puncture the foil seals on some oil bottles, of course. Everyone knows that.

 

[Schmoe]

How does she even dress herself or "other" things? Sometimes I just don't understand females....

 

[chevrofreak]

Originally Posted By: toytundranator
Why do we even have fingernails? To me they are dirt traps.


To scrape the boogers from our nasal passages.

 

[Gary Allan]

Originally Posted By: chevrofreak
Originally Posted By: toytundranator
Why do we even have fingernails? To me they are dirt traps.


To scrape the boogers from our nasal passages.


I think she's well past full sinus cavity exploration with that setup.

 

[Drew99GT]

She could literally mine for brain.

 

[Gary Allan]

At one point, she would have had a real easy time with escargot ..or so I would imagine.

 

[Drew99GT]

She could have broken records in an oyster shucking contest.

 

[Vilan]

Someone tell Wolverine we found his mama.

 

[jldcol]

Or at least someone for that guy in India to marry.

 

[Gary Allan]

Originally Posted By: jldcol
Or at least someone for that guy in India to marry.


Ever see two dead bucks with their antlers locked???

 

[Mr Nice]

I don't know whats worse....

that lady or the guy from India with ear hair over a foot long.

 

[jldcol]

Yes, on a car hood. It was not hunting season, but the car got a lucky shot.