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Remember what happened to Roy in "Blade Runner". He came to a bad end.

He should have read Pris' emails.
 
"Funny, you guys don't mind the government reading your emails.... "
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When the government is run by a woman, I will!
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apply the golden rule: do you want her to read your private email?

this does not work with the government, but they never spy on you unless you are already guilty or they wouldnt be spying on you.
 
Funny how many want this post deleted or at least locked, but you are all still spewing advice LOL....

so about the oil...or at least SOMETHING mechanical....
 
You need to hand over your man card. Iam going to bet you are older man married to alot younger woman and that must be your problem with insecurity. I just had my 13th wedding anniversery and my wife looks alot better than me, which is a good thing I want to look like ---- before her. Anyhow, if I was in this sitiuation, the first thing I would say is "Hey, Dumb A you left your email open last night, see what you get this year for your Valentines Day." Id tell her but in such a manner that it does not bother you and you think shes the idiot that does not even know how to hide talking behind your back. Id also tell her if she does not like it here dont let the door hit her A on the way out, if your feeling brutal, throw in Fat A, even if a woman wieghs 90 LBs, this word stirrs feeling of rage. Only then will she respect you, you will be equals and youll get your Man card back.
 
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I love this being an eternal "battle of the sexes" in supremacy
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True, many females are raised with the notion that they must sabotage their mate. We've seen it attributed to p-enis envy (not an unsupported theory - at least in practice) to whatever. It's always assumed that it's a tug-o-war in opposing forces that needs to be fought tooth and nail. Spy vs. Spy


I still think the solution to all of this stuff is that scene from Young Frankenstein ..where Inga asked "but what did the monster give you? Oh, no! You can't possibly!! (insert some Opera based vocal here).

Rebellion and subversion are pleas for discipline and order. Relieve and tranquilize her anxieties. Show that you care enough to go that extra mile for her. It's the least you can do
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There are MUCH worse things you could have found!

Take the compliment you read to heart, and forget about the rest. Seriously. Bringing this up to her in any way shape or form will not help you.

But in the same token, by not telling her, you are lying by omission. Her venting is normal and she has to do it to somebody!
 
the wife just started college this past monday. She got 3 pages of dosage calculation problems to do as a review for her new class. The professor wanted to "see where the class was at". She took a dosage calculation class a year ago and she's asking me for help. I took that class 5 years ago. I helped solved every math problem on that page. I guess I'm not that stupid if she asks me to help her with her homework. I asked her, "didn't you take the class and get an "A", how come you can't figure it out?" she said, "I don't remember how to do this stuff, it's not for a grade anyway" I gave her one of these
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When I finished helping her, I said, "that was easy"
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the wife just started college this past monday. She got 3 pages of dosage calculation problems to do as a review for her new class. The professor wanted to "see where the class was at". She took a dosage calculation class a year ago and she's asking me for help. I took that class 5 years ago. I helped solved every math problem on that page. I guess I'm not that stupid if she asks me to help her with her homework. I asked her, "didn't you take the class and get an "A", how come you can't figure it out?" she said, "I don't remember how to do this stuff, it's not for a grade anyway" I gave her one of these
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When I finished helping her, I said, "that was easy"
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keep it up and she won't call you an idiot anymore, you'll just be a jacka ss to her.
 
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well and truly.

Our best friends were the best of friends together.

They lived together for a few years, and married. Exceptionally extroverted people, who cherished each other. Had differing views regarding children, but seemed to us accepting of the other's view.

1st year wedding anniversary, and she wanted to text her friend about the wonderful dinner. Didn't have her phone, so borrowed his.

First got a message from one of her employees to her husband regarding their affair...game over.

A few months later, she admitted that her wanting to text a friend while in the middle of their 1st anniversary dinner was indicative of a problem that they should have discussed way before it became an affair.

They are both happy now.

She's with another bloke and about to have their second child.

He's happily with a woman who competes with him at play station.
 
I dont know why you dont bring it up, apparently by saying thats easy and by other snide remarks, you are harboring alot of resentment. Bring it up, tell her casually, By the way I guess Iam not such a idiot, that I left my Email open. Shell figure out the rest out. I wouldnt press it, I would just let her wonder and hope she ends up feeling guilty like she betrayed you, but then you have to throw in that woman mentallity where she actually thinks you betrayed her by reading her private messages and before you know it you are digging a hole in the back yard behind the shed at midnight...
 
She called him stupid, she didn't sleep with another guy.

If he tells her that he read her emails, he will be in the dog house for sure.
 
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