Why Wedding Dresses are White

[TallPaul]

Why wedding dresses are white....

IT MUST HAVE BEEN A VERY BRAVE MAN WHO WROTE THIS! And he probably is a redneck.



IT'S AN EVEN BRAVER ONE WHO FORWARDS IT

Son asked his mother the following question:

'Mom, why are wedding dresses white?' The mother looks at her son and
replies:

'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.'

The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.

'Dad why are wedding dresses white?'

The father looks at his son in surprise and says:

'Son, all household appliances come in white.'

 

[sir1900]

An oldie, but a goodie

 

[ryan2022]

ouch. hahaha

 

[Steve S]

Yeah!!!

 

[RWEST]

 

[ksJoe]

Son asked his father the following question:

'Dad, why are wedding dresses white?'

The father looks at his son and replies:

'Son, this demonstrates the brides bright future ahead of her'

The son, confused, says "then why isn't the groom in white also?"

The father looks at his son and says:

'Son, he is in mourning"

 

[Footpounds]

Originally Posted By: TallPaul
IT MUST HAVE BEEN A VERY BRAVE MAN WHO WROTE THIS! And he probably is a redneck.

"Rednecks" have the market cornered on treating women badly???