>>> George Bush's Answer:
>>> We don't really care why the chicken crossed the
>>> road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our
>>> side of the road or not. The chicken is either with
>>> us or it is against us. There is no middle ground
>>> here.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Al Gore's Answer:
>>> I invented the chicken. I invented the road.
>>> Therefore, the chicken crossing the road represented
>>> the application of these two different functions of government in a
>>> new, reinvented way designed to bring greater services to the
>>> American people.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Bill Gates' Answer:
>>> I have just released eChicken 2004, which will not
>>> only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your
>>> important documents, and balance your checkbook -
>>> and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of
>>> eChicken.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Martha Stewart's Answer:
>>> No one called to warn me which way that chicken
>>> was going. I had a standing order at the farmer's
>>> market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a
>>> certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Dr. Seuss' Answer:
>>> Did the chicken cross the road?
>>> Did he cross it with a toad?
>>> Yes, the chicken crossed the road,
>>> But why it crossed, I've not been told!
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Ernest Hemingway's Answer:
>>> To die. In the rain. Alone.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Martin Luther King Jr's Answer:
>>> I envision a world where all chickens will be free
>>> to cross roads without having their motives called
>>> into question.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Grandpa's Answer:
>>> In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed
>>> the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed
>>> the road, and that was good enough for us.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Barbara Walters' Answer:
>>> Isn't that interesting? In a few moments we will
>>> be listening to the chicken tell, for the first
>>> time, the heart-warming story of how it experienced
>>> a serious case of molting and went on to accomplish
>>> its life-long dream of crossing the road.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Ralph Nader's Answer:
>>> The chicken's habitat on the original side of the
>>> road had been pollutedby unchecked industrialist
>>> greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled
>>> habitat on other side of the road because it was
>>> crushed by the wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Jerry Seinfield's Answer:
>>> Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't
>>> anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was this
>>> chicken doing walking around all over the place
>>> anyway?"
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Pat Buchanan's Answer:
>>> To steal a job from a decent, hard-working
>>> American.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Jerry Falwell's Answer:
>>> Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious?
>>> Can't you people see the plain truth in front of
>>> your face? The chicken was going to the "other
>>> side." That's what they call it -- the other side.
>>> Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And, if you
>>> eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we
>>> boycott all chickens until we sort out this
>>> abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly
>>> harmless phrases like "the other side.".
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> John Lennon's Answer:
>>> Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Aristotle's Answer:
>>> It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
>>>
>>> Saddam Hussein's Answer:
>>> This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we
>>> were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve
>>> gas on it.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Captain Kirk's Answer:
>>> To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Bill Clinton's Answer I did not cross the road
>>> with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken?
>>> Could you define chicken, please?
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> The Bible's Answer:
>>> And God came down from the heavens, and He said
>>> unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And
>>> the chicken crossed the road, and there was much
>>> rejoicing.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Albert Einstein's Answer:
>>> Did the chicken really cross the road or did
>>> the road move beneath the chicken?
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Sigmund Freud's Answer:
>>> The fact that you are at all concerned that the
>>> chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying
>>> sexual insecurity.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> L.A.P.D.'s Answer:
>>> Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I'll find
>>> out.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Richard Nixon's Answer:
>>> The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the
>>> chicken did not cross the road.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Buddha's Answer:
>>> If you ask this question, you deny your own
>>> chicken nature.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Joseph Stalin's Answer:
>>> I don't care. Catch it. I need its eggs to make
>>> my omelette.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Louis Farrakhan's Answer:The road, you will see, represents the
>>> black man. The chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample
>>> him and keep him down.
>>>
>>>
>>> The Pope's Answer:That is only for God to know.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Emily Dickenson's Answer:
>>> Because it could not stop for death.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> O.J. Simpson's Answer:
>>> It didn't. I was playing golf with it at the time.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Colonel Sanders' Answer:
>>> I missed one?
>>>
